Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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