if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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