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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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