Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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