It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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