turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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