Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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