another moral hangover. fuck.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
where does the pee come out of this thing
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
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You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
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Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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