I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
That's how pantless uber rides happen
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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