So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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