before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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