I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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