Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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