whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
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Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
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He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I have tasted many bathrooms
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