i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
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You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
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He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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