Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
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His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
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He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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