U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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