Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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