You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
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do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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