I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
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I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
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Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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