ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
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You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
The adults are the big ones right?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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