how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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