thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
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The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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