Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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