I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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