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fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Even my vagina gasped.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
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