Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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