To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Randomize
