there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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