Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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