He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
you would pick up someone in the library
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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