im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
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