i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
My dick has a subreddit
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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