It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
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