what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
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A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
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I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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