wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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