Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
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And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
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So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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