Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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