Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
love makes seman taste better
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Randomize
