Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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