Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
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