Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
