he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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