If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
