okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
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his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
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someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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