Nicole vs. Life
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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