Walk of Shame. In a state park.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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