Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
where are my eyebrows?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize