Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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