Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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