i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
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was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
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Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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