Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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