We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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