i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
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He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
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I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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