fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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