I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Randomize
