Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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