I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
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The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
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"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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